Justin / 21 / CA/ Video games, animals, and stuff
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Non-Alcoholic cool potion recipe:
1 bottle of ur fav Gatorade or Juice of your choice
A splash of ur fav energy drink (optional)
Luster dust (cake decorating kind) to preferred shimmer
A cool bottle
Combine to become a wizard instantly
These are great for cons for hyrdrating while on “brand”
*chugs this shit down while running* STAMINA POTION LETS GO
we all know it but no one’s brave enough to say it
beatles fans are worse than kpop fans
I have NEVER had to read abt paul mccartney being a baby cow and mooing softly w tears in his eyes as somebody strokes his baby cow cock bc he doesn’t think he deserves it and that’s that on THAT
BORN TO CLEAN
WORLD IS A HYGIENE
WIPE ‘EM ALL 1989
I AM SANITARY MAN
410,757,864,530 SPOTLESS COUNTERTOPS
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kickstarter to help me recover after getting scalped by this porn bot
he shlorp
He just obliterated those worms out of existence
I’d murder for a succ this good
i never thought i’d have to say this but pls do not sexualize my eel
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when a gamer dies they go to the big discord server in the sky
#[user] has joined the server everyone give them a warm welcome! #entire chat: F
who said ferraris aren’t family cars hah
because air from the grille is diverted out those channels, that baby would be launched out at sufficiently high speeds
fantastic
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I heard y’all would appreciate this
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